Sausage Roll vs Cheryl Cole... But which is best? There's only one way to find out! ... FIGHT! Not content with an arguement in a pub over which was better Chris Freeman & Tom Lindsey took the fight to the mean streets ...Read More

Do you remember the Ministry of Sound personal ads? Have you ever submitted one maybe? Well these are some of the best lonely hearts ads we have ever seen, a collection of the sublime and the hilarious that have been ...Read More

That's right, expecting mothers can now wear this nuts bit of kit and make sure their baby can get into dance music before they are even born. It's from a company called Nuvo, and costs roughly £100 and comprises of a ...Read More

Ministry of Sound are behind a brand new campaign that's designed to make clubbers in the capital more aware of sexual health risks by giving out free queue jump to anyone carrying a condom. The London club gave punters the VIP ...Read More

That's right, after a collection of over 2000 pills were stolen during a break in, a Dutch resident of Eerbeek, Holland decided the best thing to do would be to call the police. Risking arrest and possible incarceration he turned ...Read More

Yeahhh bwoyeeeeee. You wanna dj like a world champ? Then here's a quick guide to set you on your way. DJ Rafik shows its completely possible to scratch and much more with the current generation of software/hardware from Native Instruments. To ...Read More

E20, the new online spin-off of popular soap Eastenders has announced the winner of their search top find the best remix of the orginial theme tune. Caspa and Toddla T have had a bash at it, their versions being played ...Read More

We recently heard hoovers being used in a Lady Gaga track, good for her or her producer at any rate for their nod to the harder side of dance music's history. We at Nukleuz didn't invent Hoovers but boy did ...Read More